THIS WEEKS FUNNY STORIES 
 

 Well, this was two years ago when I was 15. I had worn my older sister's underwear since all mine were being washed, and she was three years older so the undies were really loose... 

Anyway, I had stupidly worn a really short and loose skirt of my sister's as well that day when I went to a mall. I was on the bottom floor, and I wanted to go to the top level where the food court would be. I took the elevator, and it was long wait... There was music in there, so I started twirling around, dancing to the tunes. Finally I got to the top, and these girls from my school were waiting for the elevator. As soon as they saw me, they started to laugh like crazy. I looked down. My skirt and underwear had fallen as I was dancing! The girls were mean enough to pull me out and one even ripped off my skirt! I was so embarrassed, and luckily a security guard was nice enough to pull me in a bathroom and get the girls away. 

I am still so embarrassed about it, and my sister won't let me forget it.

Maria , 17

 I remember an incident that happened to me when I was in highschool. After classes one day I decided to cut through the girls' gym. I saw two girls talking to each other there. One of the girls was very pretty. Her name was Jenny. The other girl was a skinny, mousy girl named Lisa. She was about 4 inches shorter than me. To get Jenny to notice me (I had a crush on her) I teased Lisa as I walked by them. All of a sudden Lisa grabbed my arm, spun me around and slapped me across the face! I was shocked and pretended it didn't hurt me so I wouldn't look bad in front of Jenny, but I was dazed from it. I put up my hand to keep Lisa away but I accidentally caught her blouse and it tore slightly open. She got real mad at this and then punched me in the stomach. I doubled over, Lisa pulled my head up, hauled off and punched me right in the jaw and down to the floor I went. I was really embarrassed as I could see Jenny's mouth open amazed that this little girl was beating me up. 


I was quite embarrassed to be beaten up in front of the girl I had a crush on. She grabbed my tee-shirt. In those days I was already wearing panties. Lisa must have caught sight of my panties exposed above my jeans asshe was pulled on my T-shirt. She exclaimed, 'What's this!' To my horror she began to unbuckle my jeans. To get a better view Jenny walked over closer to us. I struggled but she was stronger than me. Lisa furiously undid my jeans. I held on with both hands but with one quick motion she yanked my jeans down to my knees! 

My heart sank as Jenny gasped as she saw me laying on the gym floor exposed in my women's' white nylon briefs with little flowers on them and a thin lace waistband. I was totally humiliated as Jenny shouted, " Oh my God! Gregory's wearing his Mother's Underpants!!!" She laughed and laughed. 

All of a sudden two more girls walked into the gym. I was so embarrassed. They asked what was going on. Jenny shouted, "It's Gregory and he's wearing his Mother's Underpants!" One of the 2 new girls, Karen, said "What a Fag! You should spank him!" I begged Lisa, "No, please don't. I'm sorry, PLEASE!" But Karen came over to help. Between the two of them they yanked my shoes off, pulled my jeans all the way off and Lisa then turned me over her knee. My heart sank as Lisa began to spank me VERY hard! I could hear jenny laughing even louder than before. Karen shouted, "Harder!" and Lisa spanked me even more. I actually started to cry from the pain and the humiliation. There I was in my women's flowered panties in front of four girls. 

Karen then shocked me when she said, "No Lisa, on the BARE butt!" Jenny came over squealing and grabbed the waistband of my panties. "Mr. Gregory, you're a Bad boy!" I couldn't believe it but Jenny actually reached down and removed my underpants in front of everyone. I was completely devastatied. Jenny then taunted me about being overpowered and stripped by a girl. Karen shouted, "Look! You can see inside his butthole!" As they all laughed. I tried to keep it closed but I knew they all could see right in it. 

The final act of humiliation came when Karen said, "Let's check him out. Lisa, turn Gregory over!" I struggled desperately but Lisa was too strong for me. I was devastated as I was being turned over I could see Jenny's (the girl I had such a crush on) face with its big smile. She was staring right at my penis. I was so humiliated. As soon as they all saw it they all laughed and screamed. Jenny said, "Look at Gregory's little penis ( 1 12" soft), no wonder he wears girls' underpants!" They all continued to laugh as I saw Jenny pointing at my little penis she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. I knew she was never going to go out with me now. Karen then took her thumb and index finger and flicked my cock. This brought howls of laughter and more tears to my eyes. Karen then said "Nice little penis, Gregory, almost like a real one!" Then Lisa slapped me right across my face. My crying was constant now. I couldn't stop. One of the girls watching called me a faggot for letting a small girl beat me up. Lisa slapped my balls and then threw me off her lap. "Fag" she said. They left me there on the floor crying, except that Jenny took my panties with her. I could never look her in the eye again. Once she walked by be and whispered 'How's your tiny little panty-covered penis, Gregory?' And walked away with one of her girlfriends laughing.

 In Gym we were playing softball. The gym teacher is really hot too. I had really bad gas that day. It was my turn to bat and I really wanted to hit that ball far. I took a big swing and right in front of everyone I let out this huge fart. Everyone started laughing.

Paul 12

 When I was in High School I was enrolled in a student nursing program. We studied Liberal Arts classes in the morning and Nursing classes in the afternoon. When I was a junior, 16 years old, we started spending an afternoon a week at the local hospital helping the nurses and learning our trade. 


One day the head nurse informed me that I would be learning to do shave preps and that I would be assisting her shaving a male patient for hernia surgery. I must have blushed crimson because she said "There's nothing for you to be embarrassed about. After all it's the guy who's getting shaved." She grabbed two prep kits and I followed her to the prep room where the patient was waiting. I tried to calm down but my hands were shaking and my mouth was dry. When we entered the room I was looking at the floor. The nurse said 'Margo this is Mr. Johnson'. That's when I looked up and got THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE! 'Mr. Johnson' was a senior boy I went to school with and had a crush on. From the look on his face he was just as shocked as I was. Both of us turned red, but neither of us said a word... 

He was sitting on the table wearing a little gown which he tried to cover more of himself with. The nurse took it all in stride and told him to lie down. She promised him we wouldn't hurt him and then she stepped up to the table with her prep kit. I was trying to get as far away as possible, but she said 'Margo please step up to the other side of the table.' I did and that's when she asked him to sit up and she undid his gown and pulled it off. The poor guy was now totally naked! She told him to lie down and she immediately began shaving off his pubic hair. All the while she was explaining how to do it to me, but I wasn't hearing a word. I was so embarrassed I thought I'd faint! 

That's when she handed me the razor and said, 'Okay you can do the rest.' I thought my hands were shaking before. I took the razor and VERY gently began to shave the boy I had a crush on. The Problem was his penis kept getting in the way and finally the nurse said 'Pick up his penis in one hand and shave with the other. Now I really felt like I was going to faint. I did as I was told and tried to finish shaving him as fast as I could without cutting him. And that's when it happened. He got a huge erection!! I was SO embarrassed I started to apologize, but the nurse said, 'These things happen all the time. I'll finish this one. Why don't you go see if they need any help at the desk'. I ran out of that room as fast as I could! 

Weeks later I passed the boy in school and we both blushed bright red. Neither one of us ever said a word to each other about it!

 I went skiing with my boyfriend and his friends last spring break. When we first arrived, it was teeny weenie bikini contest, and my boyfriend convinced me to participate. Chairlifts at newer ski resorts have a bar that comes down so u don't fall off. When we were aproaching the top, my boyfreind lifted the bar, which my bikini top got caught on. I tried to get it, but we had reached the top, and I fell down. As the chair lift went over me, i was trying to get up. It pushed me in the butt and I fell down. Not only that, but my bikini bottom got caught on it. The chair went back down, and here i was standing at the top of a mountain NAKED! 


I skiied down to the bottom to get my bikini, and all over the mountain are photographers that take ur picture while ur skiing, u stop to get a number, and u can pick up ur picture later at the bottom of the mountain. I ran into a few of these guys and I couldnt cover very well while I was skiing. I get to the bottom where the chair lift attendants said the sent it up to the top. I had to wait in line, ride up to the top with a lot of people, and when I got to the top, the lift attendant told me no one brought it up. Two kids were standing near by and said that they found it on there chair lift, but they threw it on the underwear tree (a big tree most ski resorts have on the side of a chair lift that people throw there underwear on. 

I then had to find my boyfriend, get the car keys, ski to the bottom, have more pics taken, walk to the car, and drive back to the condo to get clothes. 

I was so embarrassed! I think everyone got a pic of me!

VIDEO OF THE WEEK 

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